As you may know (if you follow the birther movement, and if so you have my sympathy), this month was supposed to be the month when Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Mike Zullo of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office Cold Case Posse were supposed to release “universe-shattering” evidence of crimes committed in the White House. As if … y’know … the Sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona (or anyone working for him) had the slightest authority to investigate anything at all in Washington, D.C. For months, the story peddled by Carl Gallups and Zullo the Clown has been that “the Obots are terrified” and that we’re desperate to know what devastating proof they have (Zullo: “We have the proof, proof, proof.”) In March. The target date was March, 2014. To shatter the Universe and start putting the Obots in prison.
“The Birther war is Ground Zero in the preservation of any good left on this Earth.” — ♥FALCON♥
So Walt Fitzpatrick is back in jail again, as of yesterday afternoon. He’s charged with aggravated perjury, stalking, and being a neo-maxie-zoom-dweebie or something. Apparently, the perjury comes from filiing some sort of application for a temporary restraining order against the grand jury foreman, in which he may have done tole a fib.
I think ol’ Walt actually likes jail some, for the simple reason that it reminds him of the Navy: Continue reading
In Orlando, Florida yesterday, President Obama ran across Andrew Tupperman, age 6. Reported in the Washington Post:
Someone told the president the boy was born in Obama’s native state.
Obama lit up and flashed the shaka sign with his thumb and pinky fingers spread wide, then asked “You were born in Hawaii? You have a birth certificate?
So now of course, the unpatriotic, unAmerican birthers claim he said it because he’s so “scared” of Larry KKKlayman and his idiotic letter to the DNC.
You can’t ask for better entertainment than this!
New Fogbow Special Report:
Did Barack Obama attend college as a foreign student?
Not much happening in the tiny Republic of Birtherstan last week. But Orly’s Indiana Ballot Challenge is going back to court on Wednesday, and a possible Fogbow Special Report may be in the works (regarding the commercial being shown around this great nation that’s funded by the shadowy Conservative Majority Fund, a group that has ties to Jerome “The Human Face Rash” Corsi).
More will be revealed …