Our scorecard for March so far …

Our scorecard for March so far ...

As you may know (if you fol­low the birther move­ment, and if so you have my sym­pa­thy), this month was sup­posed to be the month when Sher­iff Joe Arpaio and Mike Zullo of the Mari­copa County Sheriff’s Office Cold Case Posse were sup­posed to release “universe-shattering” evi­dence of crimes com­mit­ted in the White House. As if … y’know … the Sher­iff of Mari­copa County, Ari­zona (or any­one work­ing for him) had the slight­est author­ity to inves­ti­gate any­thing at all in Wash­ing­ton, D.C. For months, the story ped­dled by Carl Gallups and Zullo the Clown has been that “the Obots are ter­ri­fied” and that we’re des­per­ate to know what dev­as­tat­ing proof they have (Zullo: “We have the proof, proof, proof.”) In March. The tar­get date was March, 2014. To shat­ter the Uni­verse and start putting the Obots in prison.

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Oh, maybe I’ll start writing again …

“The Birther war is Ground Zero in the preser­va­tion of any good left on this Earth.” — ♥FALCON

So Walt Fitz­patrick is back in jail again, as of yes­ter­day after­noon. He’s charged with aggra­vated per­jury, stalk­ing, and being a neo-maxie-zoom-dweebie or some­thing. Appar­ently, the per­jury comes from fil­i­ing some sort of appli­ca­tion for a tem­po­rary restrain­ing order against the grand jury fore­man, in which he may have done tole a fib.

I think ol’ Walt actu­ally likes jail some, for the sim­ple rea­son that it reminds him of the Navy: Con­tinue read­ing

President Obama makes birth certificate joke to 6 yr. old boy

President Obama makes birth certificate joke to 6 yr. old boy

In Orlando, Florida yes­ter­day, Pres­i­dent Obama ran across Andrew Tup­per­man, age 6. Reported in the Wash­ing­ton Post:

Some­one told the pres­i­dent the boy was born in Obama’s native state.

Obama lit up and flashed the shaka sign with his thumb and pinky fin­gers spread wide, then asked “You were born in Hawaii? You have a birth certificate?

So now of course, the unpa­tri­otic, unAmer­i­can birthers claim he said it because he’s so “scared” of Larry KKKlay­man and his idi­otic let­ter to the DNC.

You can’t ask for bet­ter enter­tain­ment than this!

A slow week …

A slow week ...

Not much hap­pen­ing in the tiny Repub­lic of Birther­stan last week. But Orly’s Indi­ana Bal­lot Chal­lenge is going back to court on Wednes­day, and a pos­si­ble Fog­bow Spe­cial Report may be in the works (regard­ing the com­mer­cial being shown around this great nation that’s funded by the shad­owy Con­ser­v­a­tive Major­ity Fund, a group that has ties to Jerome “The Human Face Rash” Corsi).

More will be revealed …